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Topic: I have learned Photoshop. Stay tuned for highly offensive....
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stat
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posted 01-04-2008 04:13 PM
  
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Taylor
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posted 01-04-2008 04:19 PM
Eric, just remember I have a photo of you as well!IP: Logged |
stat
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posted 01-04-2008 04:53 PM
self nuked
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ebvan
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posted 01-04-2008 05:26 PM
I'm not too handy with photoshop myself, but I have a son who is covering whatever college expenses his scholarships don't cover with his photo/photoshop work.------------------
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stat
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posted 01-04-2008 06:03 PM
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Ted Todd
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posted 01-04-2008 06:45 PM
Eric,Where do I send the 20 bucks! I'll even over-night it! You are a sick man but I am still laughing at the photo! Ted IP: Logged |
rnelson
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posted 01-04-2008 07:26 PM
Outstanding work.Time for that 2008 calendar project. r ------------------
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posted 01-04-2008 07:58 PM
http://www.raymondnelson.us/other/Eric_halloween8.gif (I sped up the animation for improved instant gratification) r ------------------
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Taylor
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posted 01-04-2008 08:01 PM
Eric or Ted - unless it is me, post the photo here so we can all laugh at it.IP: Logged |
stat
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posted 01-04-2008 08:30 PM
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stat
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posted 01-04-2008 08:35 PM
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ebvan
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posted 01-04-2008 08:48 PM
Wow, After that I suspect that you will have a difficult time findinga verifiable photo of ebvan.AND I'm glad you can no longer post on the AP site LOL ------------------
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stat
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posted 01-04-2008 09:19 PM
All pictures will be self-nuked. I apparently suffered from a tastless form of temporary insanity. Apologies to all my dear colleagues.
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stat
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posted 01-04-2008 09:32 PM
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posted 01-04-2008 10:09 PM
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Taylor
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posted 01-04-2008 10:36 PM
Damn, thats just wrong and nasty! lol...as I wipe the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard....and your wife and kids look like little angels. Now where do I send my money to keep me off photo shop? Reminds me of a little Styx song....too much time on my hands....
Okay, now just make believe you find a picture of Sarge....although it will be hard to top Teds photo!
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Buster
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posted 01-04-2008 10:44 PM
Ok stat.. I think I know when I see a picture you stole off of a catalog. I caught you red handed.Us examiners are too stressed and out of shape to pull a wife like that, but good try! Why does Ted Todd get all of the abuse? [This message has been edited by Buster (edited 01-04-2008).] IP: Logged |
Ted Todd
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posted 01-04-2008 10:48 PM
OK
He photoshopped the pretty lady and the cute kids into his picture. Ted [This message has been edited by Ted Todd (edited 01-06-2008).] IP: Logged |
stat
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posted 01-05-2008 06:39 AM
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posted 01-05-2008 07:47 AM
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stat
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posted 01-05-2008 08:31 AM
OK, to be fair---Ray's ability to animate pictures is unmatched around here. So, I salute you Ray;
And so to be fair and unbiased---here is Ray's fine work---wait for the fly animation;
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Ted Todd
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posted 01-05-2008 09:37 PM
Buster, Abuse and trouble have no problem finding me. They both pretty much know where I am at all the time! Ted [This message has been edited by Ted Todd (edited 01-05-2008).] [This message has been edited by Ted Todd (edited 01-06-2008).] IP: Logged |
ebvan
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posted 01-06-2008 06:46 AM
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stat
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posted 01-06-2008 07:04 AM
Looks like one of Ray's Bayesian Monte Carlo double boot-strap statistical formulas. hahahahahah
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stat
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posted 01-06-2008 09:24 AM
I have redrawn the kinky man pic to pay tribute to the muse, George W. Maschke.
I am going to focus my art on taking cheap shots at non-examiners.
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"This is our hill and these are our beans."----
Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 1988
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ebvan
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posted 01-06-2008 11:43 AM
Say thar. Whar kin a feller get one o them thar glock guns whut never runs dry?------------------
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